If the rumors are true, and they never are in the end, Scarlett Johansson is going to be singing backup for the Jesus and Mary Chain AND has been recording an album of Tom Waits covers.
While both of these facts teeter perilously on the brink of being newsworthy, last night's Saturday Night Live did show us what that would sound like (and showed us what cleavage looks like when it runs all the way up to the sternum).
P.S. Here's the box score from the rest of the show ... Bjork: enchantingly cool. The skits: Painfully awkward. Weekend Update: Still funny. And way too much singing overall.