According to a Camp Pendleton press release:
GENE SIMMONS WILL PERFORM AT THE BASE FRIDAY (TOMORROW!!!)
According to the release, he will play a two-hour performance that will be recorded for his reality show, "The Osbournes," er, I mean, "Gene Simmons' Family Jewels." The release also says Simmons "will be performing a song he recently wrote as a sign of appreciation for service members of all branches of service."
No word on whether the song will involve rocking, partying or the Coast Guard.
Bob Hope was rolling in his grave and couldn't be reached for comment.
There's a million great jokes to be made from this. Leave your best one in the comments.